Quotes by Woody Allen

Quotes by Woody Allen (US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – ))

  • “I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Marriage is the death of hope.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”
    by Woody Allen

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