Quotes by Woody Allen

Quotes by Woody Allen (US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – ))

  • “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.”
    by Woody Allen

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