Quotes by Woody Allen

Quotes by Woody Allen (US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – ))

  • “Marriage is the death of hope.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
    by Woody Allen

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