Quotes by Woody Allen

Quotes by Woody Allen (US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – ))

  • “Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    by Woody Allen

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