Quotes by Woody Allen

Quotes by Woody Allen (US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – ))

  • “I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .”
    by Woody Allen
  • “It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.”
    by Woody Allen

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