Quotes by Woody Allen

Quotes by Woody Allen (US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – ))

  • “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Marriage is the death of hope.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
    by Woody Allen

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