Quotes by Mark Twain 1

Quotes by Mark Twain

  • “The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “We have the best government that money can buy.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “We have the best government that money can buy.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “All generalizations are false, including this one.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
    by Mark Twain

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One comment on “Quotes by Mark Twain

  1. Reply Octavio Keveth Jun 5, 2013 07:19

    I simply want to tell you that I like the quotes from Mark Twain, thanks!

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