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Quotes by Mark Twain

  • “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “All generalizations are false, including this one.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
    by Mark Twain

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One comment on “Quotes by Mark Twain

  1. Reply Octavio Keveth Jun 5, 2013 07:19

    I simply want to tell you that I like the quotes from Mark Twain, thanks!

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