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Quotes by Mark Twain

  • “Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I never let schooling interfere with my education.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”
    by Mark Twain

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One comment on “Quotes by Mark Twain

  1. Reply Octavio Keveth Jun 5, 2013 07:19

    I simply want to tell you that I like the quotes from Mark Twain, thanks!

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