Quotes by Mark Twain 1

Quotes by Mark Twain

  • “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “We have the best government that money can buy.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Always tell the truth. Then you don’t have to remember anything.”
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  • “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “All generalizations are false, including this one.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.”
    by Mark Twain

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One comment on “Quotes by Mark Twain

  1. Reply Octavio Keveth Jun 5, 2013 07:19

    I simply want to tell you that I like the quotes from Mark Twain, thanks!

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