Quotes by Mark Twain 1

Quotes by Mark Twain

  • “We have the best government that money can buy.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “We have the best government that money can buy.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
    by Mark Twain

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One comment on “Quotes by Mark Twain

  1. Reply Octavio Keveth Jun 5, 2013 07:19

    I simply want to tell you that I like the quotes from Mark Twain, thanks!

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