Quotes by Mark Twain
- “We have the best government that money can buy.”
by Mark Twain - “Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
by Mark Twain - “When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
by Mark Twain - “I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.”
by Mark Twain - “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
by Mark Twain - “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
by Mark Twain - “Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”
by Mark Twain - “We have the best government that money can buy.”
by Mark Twain - “Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
by Mark Twain - “I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
by Mark Twain - “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
by Mark Twain - “To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.”
by Mark Twain - “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
by Mark Twain - “It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.”
by Mark Twain - “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”
by Mark Twain - “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
by Mark Twain - “Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
by Mark Twain - “A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”
by Mark Twain - “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
by Mark Twain - “Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
by Mark Twain
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