Quotes by Mark Twain 1

Quotes by Mark Twain

  • “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “I never let schooling interfere with my education.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
    by Mark Twain

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One comment on “Quotes by Mark Twain

  1. Reply Octavio Keveth Jun 5, 2013 07:19

    I simply want to tell you that I like the quotes from Mark Twain, thanks!

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