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  • “I'd like to do a film which is funny.”
    by Clive Owen
  • “Polite conversation is rarely either.”
    by Fran Lebowitz
  • “It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.”
    by Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
    by Erma Bombeck
  • “Everybody's funny in different ways.”
    by Colin Quinn
  • “I think serial monogamy says it all.”
    by Tracey Ullman
  • “I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
    by Spike Milligan
  • “A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
    by Yogi Berra
  • “Everybody's funny if you love them.”
    by Anna Torv
  • “One picture is worth 1,000 denials.”
    by Ronald Reagan
  • “Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
    by George Carlin
  • “I'm not funny. What I am is brave.”
    by Lucille Ball
  • “I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”
    by Paul Lynde
  • “What's another word for Thesaurus?”
    by Steven Wright
  • “Sex is funny and love is serious.”
    by Stephan Jenkins
  • “You need to be silly to be funny.”
    by William Shatner
  • “Never fight an inanimate object.”
    by P. J. O'Rourke
  • “It is funny what a year can do.”
    by Victor Cruz
  • “I thought I was funny as a kid.”
    by Jo Brand
  • “TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”
    by Frank Lloyd Wright

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