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  • “Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”
    by Stephen Hawking
  • “You're only as good as your last haircut.”
    by Fran Lebowitz
  • “My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.”
    by Erica Jong
  • “All my children inherited perfect pitch.”
    by Chevy Chase
  • “I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
    by George Burns
  • “Communism is like one big phone company.”
    by Lenny Bruce
  • “The superfluous, a very necessary thing.”
    by Voltaire
  • “O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.”
    by Saint Augustine
  • “A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.”
    by Samantha Bee
  • “Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?”
    by Don Rickles
  • “Men are only as loyal as their options.”
    by Bill Maher
  • “I never said most of the things I said.”
    by Yogi Berra
  • “A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.”
    by Kevin Nealon
  • “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
    by Mae West
  • “Memories are doing funny things to us.”
    by Milos Forman
  • “You know what's funny to me? Attitude.”
    by Don Rickles
  • “Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.”
    by Lenny Bruce
  • “As I get older, I just prefer to knit.”
    by Tracey Ullman
  • “One man's folly is another man's wife.”
    by Helen Rowland
  • “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
    by Katharine Hepburn

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