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  • “Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”
    by Peter Ustinov
  • “I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.”
    by Bette Davis
  • “The next time you have a thought... let it go.”
    by Ron White
  • “Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.”
    by Victor Hugo
  • “Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
    by Phyllis Diller
  • “How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
    by Spike Milligan
  • “Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
    by Fran Lebowitz
  • “A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”
    by Mitch Hedberg
  • “I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.”
    by Jimmy Kimmel
  • “It's funny how most activists are pacifists.”
    by Craig Bruce
  • “Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.”
    by Cathy Guisewite
  • “I'm for whatever gets you through the night.”
    by Frank Sinatra
  • “When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
    by George Burns
  • “If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
    by Laurence J. Peter
  • “My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.”
    by Rosie O'Donnell
  • “I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.”
    by Rihanna
  • “When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”
    by Elayne Boosler
  • “I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.”
    by Emo Philips
  • “Success is always less funny than failure.”
    by Jon Ronson
  • “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
    by Steven Wright

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