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  • “Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
    by Bill Maher
  • “I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.”
    by Warren Buffett
  • “All generalizations are false, including this one.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.”
    by Erma Bombeck
  • “Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.”
    by Tom Lehrer
  • “I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.”
    by Ridley Scott
  • “I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.”
    by James Thurber
  • “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
    by Robin Williams
  • “I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.”
    by Robin Williams
  • “At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.”
    by Michel Gondry
  • “It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
    by Mae West
  • “Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
    by Phyllis Diller
  • “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    by Steve Martin
  • “It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.”
    by Satchel Paige
  • “It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.”
    by Sophie Ellis Bextor
  • “Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.”
    by Drew Carey
  • “Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”
    by Lewis Mumford
  • “I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”
    by Calvin Coolidge
  • “Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
    by George Carlin

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