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  • “If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.”
    by Albert Einstein
  • “You can't be funny if you don't have good material.”
    by Matt LeBlanc
  • “Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.”
    by Jennifer Aniston
  • “Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.”
    by George Lopez
  • “If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.”
    by Bob Hope
  • “God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.”
    by Naguib Mahfouz
  • “I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
    by Steven Wright
  • “I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.”
    by Steven Wright
  • “Never have more children than you have car windows.”
    by Erma Bombeck
  • “A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
    by Spike Milligan
  • “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
    by Jim Carrey
  • “I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.”
    by Rupert Grint
  • “Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.”
    by Maynard James Keenan
  • “Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.”
    by Susan Sontag
  • “I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.”
    by Lena Dunham
  • “If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.”
    by Marcelene Cox
  • “I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.”
    by Eddie Izzard
  • “There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.”
    by Lewis Black
  • “I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.”
    by Ellen DeGeneres

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