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  • “I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.”
    by David Spade
  • “However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.”
    by Craig Kilborn
  • “Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.”
    by Michael Caine
  • “If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.”
    by Henny Youngman
  • “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
    by Rodney Dangerfield
  • “I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.”
    by Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.”
    by Lewis Black
  • “I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
    by Mitch Hedberg
  • “It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.”
    by Max Cannon
  • “I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.”
    by Britney Spears
  • “I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.”
    by Martha Plimpton
  • “All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
    by Mitch Hedberg
  • “We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.”
    by Alanis Morissette
  • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
    by W. C. Fields
  • “Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.”
    by Don Rickles
  • “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.”
    by Katie Holmes
  • “The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
    by Joe E. Lewis
  • “I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.”
    by Howard Nemerov
  • “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
    by Woody Allen

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