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  • “What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.”
    by David Sedaris
  • “If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.”
    by Dane Cook
  • “I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.”
    by Demetri Martin
  • “Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.”
    by Doris Lessing
  • “In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
    by Rita Rudner
  • “I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.”
    by Bob Hope
  • “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
    by Groucho Marx
  • “I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.”
    by Kristen Johnston
  • “My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.”
    by Mike Myers
  • “Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.”
    by Adam Lambert
  • “You see much more of your children once they leave home.”
    by Lucille Ball
  • “People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
    by Logan P. Smith
  • “If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
    by Mel Brooks
  • “This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.”
    by Mitch Hedberg
  • “If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!”
    by Demetri Martin
  • “If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.”
    by Logan P. Smith
  • “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”
    by Don Marquis
  • “They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.”
    by Shawn Wayans
  • “I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.”
    by Dan Stevens
  • “There's always something funny about men chasing women.”
    by David Spade

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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