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  • “I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.”
    by Molly Ivins
  • “If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?”
    by Casey Affleck
  • “It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.”
    by Tom Baker
  • “Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.”
    by Jerry B. Jenkins
  • “To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."”
    by Rita Rudner
  • “Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
    by Josh Billings
  • “I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.”
    by Mitch Hedberg
  • “My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
    by Spike Milligan
  • “He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
    by Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • “Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”
    by Red Skelton
  • “The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.”
    by Tommy Chong
  • “I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.”
    by Jennifer Aniston
  • “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
    by Steve Martin
  • “If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.”
    by Rob Corddry
  • “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
    by Walt Disney
  • “I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.”
    by Bertrand Russell
  • “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
    by Groucho Marx
  • “A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
    by Milton Berle
  • “No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.”
    by Annie Leibovitz
  • “Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.”
    by Shigeru Miyamoto

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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