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  • “You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”
    by Milton Berle
  • “Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”
    by Steve Martin
  • “If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.”
    by Joan Rivers
  • “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
    by David Lee Roth
  • “Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.”
    by Cathy Guisewite
  • “Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
    by Steven Wright
  • “All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
    by Groucho Marx
  • “But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.”
    by Tea Leoni
  • “I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.”
    by Judd Apatow
  • “I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.”
    by Brendan Fraser
  • “We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.”
    by David Walliams
  • “I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.”
    by Martin Short
  • “I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.”
    by Dylan Moran
  • “If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”
    by Robin Williams
  • “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
    by W. Clement Stone
  • “Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”
    by Milton Berle
  • “In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
    by George Carlin
  • “How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”
    by Emo Philips
  • “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
    by Mitch Hedberg
  • “If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.”
    by Thomas Lennon

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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