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  • “I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.”
    by Keenen Ivory Wayans
  • “You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.”
    by Ken Kesey
  • “Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”
    by Will Rogers
  • “It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”
    by Jay London
  • “Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.”
    by Samuel Butler
  • “Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”
    by Oscar Levant
  • “By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
    by Henry A. Kissinger
  • “I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.”
    by Angelina Jolie
  • “I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.”
    by Ruby Wax
  • “I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”
    by Rita Rudner
  • “Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
    by Jerry Seinfeld
  • “I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.”
    by Angelina Jolie
  • “Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
    by Robert Benchley
  • “Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.”
    by Luis Bunuel
  • “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
    by Lily Tomlin
  • “Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
    by P. J. O'Rourke
  • “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
    by Mark Twain
  • “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
    by Mae West
  • “My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
    by Mike Myers

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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