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  • “Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
    by Robert Benchley
  • “California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.”
    by Fred Allen
  • “I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
    by Charles M. Schulz
  • “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
    by Benjamin Franklin
  • “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
    by Elbert Hubbard
  • “Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.”
    by Chevy Chase
  • “Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”
    by Elayne Boosler
  • “The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
    by Jerry Seinfeld
  • “I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”
    by Emo Philips
  • “A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.”
    by Bob Hope
  • “Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.”
    by Will Rogers
  • “A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.”
    by Oliver Herford
  • “It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.”
    by Maya Lin
  • “If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.”
    by Larry David
  • “Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”
    by Robert Benchley
  • “Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”
    by James Thurber
  • “Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”
    by E. B. White
  • “I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.”
    by Carl Sandburg
  • “We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.”
    by Shawn Wayans
  • “It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers.”
    by Julie Benz

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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