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  • “I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
    by Johnny Carson
  • “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
    by Clint Eastwood
  • “If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
    by Lily Tomlin
  • “Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.”
    by P. J. O'Rourke
  • “A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”
    by David Brenner
  • “Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
    by P. J. O'Rourke
  • “But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.”
    by Jonathan Franzen
  • “I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.”
    by Wanda Sykes
  • “But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.”
    by Sarah Silverman
  • “It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.”
    by Tracey Ullman
  • “I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.”
    by Julie Walters
  • “The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
    by David Ogilvy
  • “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
    by Les Dawson
  • “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
    by Douglas Adams
  • “I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
    by Rodney Dangerfield
  • “I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.”
    by R. L. Stine
  • “I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.”
    by Demetri Martin
  • “A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”
    by Ernest Hemingway
  • “Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.”
    by William Arthur Ward
  • “My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”
    by Jay London

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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