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  • “Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.”
    by James Lipton
  • “With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.”
    by Kristen Wiig
  • “The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.”
    by Sara Blakely
  • “It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.”
    by Courteney Cox
  • “I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.”
    by Fred Allen
  • “If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
    by Tallulah Bankhead
  • “There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”
    by Josh Billings
  • “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
    by W. C. Fields
  • “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
    by H. L. Mencken
  • “I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
    by Margaret Mead
  • “My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.”
    by Danny Masterson
  • “Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.”
    by Eric Roberts
  • “I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.”
    by Kristen Johnston
  • “If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
    by Billy Wilder
  • “Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.”
    by Jim Lehrer
  • “People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.”
    by Richard Russo
  • “There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.”
    by Larry David
  • “I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”
    by David Letterman
  • “I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.”
    by Richard Lewis

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