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  • “I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.”
    by Carrot Top
  • “I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.”
    by Anthony Anderson
  • “Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.”
    by Elisha Cuthbert
  • “Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.”
    by Jimmy Fallon
  • “I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.”
    by Dane Cook
  • “But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.”
    by Kathy Griffin
  • “It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.”
    by Adlai E. Stevenson
  • “I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.”
    by Jennifer Aniston
  • “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
    by Hillary Clinton
  • “I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.”
    by Walt Whitman
  • “As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
    by Buddy Hackett
  • “John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.”
    by Richard Widmark
  • “Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.”
    by Gabrielle Reece
  • “Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.”
    by Bill Sienkiewicz
  • “Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.”
    by Philip Seymour Hoffman
  • “If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.”
    by Paula Poundstone
  • “There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”
    by Kevin James
  • “I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.”
    by Hillary Clinton
  • “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
    by Fred Allen

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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