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  • “Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.”
    by Robert Byrne
  • “There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.”
    by Josh Billings
  • “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
    by Rita Rudner
  • “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
    by Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
    by Chris Rock
  • “The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”
    by Natalie Wood
  • “A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
    by Groucho Marx
  • “Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
    by Hedy Lamarr
  • “You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.”
    by Denis Leary
  • “To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!”
    by Chad Michael Murray
  • “Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
    by Steve Martin
  • “When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.”
    by Richard Lewis
  • “Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.”
    by Henry A. Kissinger
  • “I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”
    by Stephen Fry
  • “Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
    by Joey Adams
  • “People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.”
    by Mark Ruffalo
  • “I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.”
    by Rachel Weisz
  • “I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.”
    by Norman Wisdom
  • “The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”
    by Dave Barry
  • “I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”
    by Imelda Marcos

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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