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  • “There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.”
    by Dennis Miller
  • “Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.”
    by Robert Orben
  • “I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.”
    by Samuel Goldwyn
  • “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
    by George Burns
  • “A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
    by Bill Cosby
  • “A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.”
    by Pierre Salinger
  • “I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.”
    by Ben Stiller
  • “It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.”
    by Georgina Chapman
  • “I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.”
    by Anthony Anderson
  • “People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.”
    by Sheryl Crow
  • “It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.”
    by Jimi Hendrix
  • “When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”
    by Jane Wagner
  • “Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”
    by Ronald Reagan
  • “The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.”
    by Thomas Lennon
  • “So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.”
    by Eva Longoria
  • “And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.”
    by Fran Drescher
  • “It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.”
    by George Saunders
  • “If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.”
    by Richard Russo
  • “There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'”
    by Lena Dunham
  • “I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.”
    by James Brown

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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