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  • “People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”
    by Ellen DeGeneres
  • “It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”
    by Thomas Sowell
  • “A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
    by Jerry Seinfeld
  • “Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.”
    by David Hyde Pierce
  • “We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.”
    by Colin Mochrie
  • “The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”
    by Jimmy Fallon
  • “I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”
    by Paul Lynde
  • “I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
    by Woody Allen
  • “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
    by Johnny Carson
  • “I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”
    by Gloria Steinem
  • “Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
    by Brooke Shields
  • “It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”
    by H. L. Mencken
  • “It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.”
    by Eric San
  • “I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.”
    by Michael Bay
  • “It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.”
    by Hermann Maier
  • “It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.”
    by Anthony Anderson
  • “It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.”
    by Johnny Knoxville
  • “It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.”
    by Tori Spelling
  • “I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.”
    by Katy Perry
  • “I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.”
    by Mercedes McCambridge

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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