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  • “Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.”
    by Larry Hagman
  • “I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.”
    by Margaret Cho
  • “Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
    by Chris Rock
  • “My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.”
    by Angie Dickinson
  • “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
    by Mel Brooks
  • “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”
    by Reba McEntire
  • “When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.”
    by Nate Silver
  • “The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
    by Bertrand Russell
  • “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
    by Lily Tomlin
  • “By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”
    by Richard Dawkins
  • “My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.”
    by Mike Myers
  • “There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.”
    by Doug Coupland
  • “Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
    by George Burns
  • “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?”
    by H. L. Mencken
  • “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
    by Isaac Asimov
  • “A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
    by George Bernard Shaw
  • “It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.”
    by Regina King
  • “You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.”
    by Jon Lovitz
  • “I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
    by Jack Benny
  • “When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.”
    by David Brenner

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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