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  • “It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.”
    by Jimi Hendrix
  • “I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”
    by Roy Orbison
  • “My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
    by Jimmy Durante
  • “It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.”
    by Jon Lovitz
  • “I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.”
    by Ian Mcewan
  • “There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
    by Bill Cosby
  • “I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”
    by Mickey Rooney
  • “Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”
    by Dennis Miller
  • “Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.”
    by Bette Davis
  • “I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
    by Joan Rivers
  • “One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.”
    by Bill Murray
  • “It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!”
    by Garth Brooks
  • “In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.”
    by Leighton Meester
  • “We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.”
    by Logan P. Smith
  • “If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
    by George Burns
  • “The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”
    by Fred Allen
  • “The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
    by Demetri Martin
  • “Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”
    by Josh Billings
  • “Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.”
    by Jay Leno
  • “Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
    by Robert Orben

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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