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  • “Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.”
    by Sarah Silverman
  • “A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.”
    by Billy Corgan
  • “That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.”
    by Jennifer Aniston
  • “I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”
    by Stephen King
  • “My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”
    by Margaret Smith
  • “The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”
    by Phyllis Diller
  • “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
    by Bill Cosby
  • “Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.”
    by Celia Johnson
  • “I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.”
    by Keenen Ivory Wayans
  • “A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.”
    by Bobby Darin
  • “I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.”
    by Lynda Barry
  • “People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'”
    by Al Yankovic
  • “It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.”
    by Johnny Vegas
  • “I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”
    by Will Rogers
  • “It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.”
    by Olivia Munn
  • “Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.”
    by Lucy Liu
  • “I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”
    by Paula Poundstone
  • “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
    by Winston Churchill
  • “When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.”
    by Julie Benz
  • “To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.”
    by Judd Apatow

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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