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• “Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.”
  by Sarah Silverman
• “A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.”
  by Billy Corgan
• “That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.”
  by Jennifer Aniston
• “I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”
  by Stephen King
• “My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”
  by Margaret Smith
• “The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”
  by Phyllis Diller
• “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
  by Bill Cosby
• “Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.”
  by Celia Johnson
• “I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.”
  by Keenen Ivory Wayans
• “A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.”
  by Bobby Darin
• “I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.”
  by Lynda Barry
• “People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'”
  by Al Yankovic
• “It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.”
  by Johnny Vegas
• “I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”
  by Will Rogers
• “It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.”
  by Olivia Munn
• “Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.”
  by Lucy Liu
• “I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”
  by Paula Poundstone
• “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
  by Winston Churchill
• “When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.”
  by Julie Benz
• “To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.”
  by Judd Apatow

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