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  • “I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.”
    by Craig Ferguson
  • “I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.”
    by Seann William Scott
  • “I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
    by Larry David
  • “If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
    by Henny Youngman
  • “You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.”
    by Bruce McCulloch
  • “If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.”
    by Calvin Trillin
  • “The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”
    by Jay Leno
  • “I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.”
    by Andy Richter
  • “I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.”
    by Harold Ramis
  • “A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.”
    by Barbara Corcoran
  • “Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”
    by Laurence J. Peter
  • “I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
    by Billy Connolly
  • “The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.”
    by Macaulay Culkin
  • “One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?”
    by Tom Baker
  • “I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.”
    by Fred Allen
  • “Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.”
    by Marilyn vos Savant
  • “Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
    by Laurence J. Peter
  • “Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.”
    by Hesiod
  • “I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.”
    by Lyn Nofziger
  • “Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.”
    by Olivia Munn

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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