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  • “Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.”
    by Michael Pollan
  • “I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.”
    by Leslie Fiedler
  • “Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.”
    by Garry Shandling
  • “No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.”
    by Thomas Keller
  • “I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.”
    by Julia Louis-Dreyfus
  • “I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”
    by Paul Lynde
  • “I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.”
    by Will Rogers
  • “So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.”
    by Piper Perabo
  • “Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.”
    by Katey Sagal
  • “It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.”
    by David Cross
  • “My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.”
    by Anna Held
  • “If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.”
    by Olivia Munn
  • “Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.”
    by Caroline Rhea
  • “I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'”
    by Demetri Martin
  • “Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.”
    by Mike Judge
  • “Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”
    by Don Marquis
  • “Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
    by George Carlin
  • “The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.”
    by Daniel Baldwin
  • “I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.”
    by Samantha Bee
  • “I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.”
    by David Zucker

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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