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  • “The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.”
    by Francesca Annis
  • “Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.”
    by Adam Sandler
  • “I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.”
    by Christopher Walken
  • “It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.”
    by Zora Neale Hurston
  • “I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.”
    by Elayne Boosler
  • “I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.”
    by Meg Ryan
  • “The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!”
    by Heather Graham
  • “Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.”
    by Jerry Lewis
  • “What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.”
    by Ashley Scott
  • “But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.”
    by Kristen Johnston
  • “Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.”
    by Tobias Wolff
  • “I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.”
    by Dave Attell
  • “Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.”
    by Tina Weymouth
  • “Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.”
    by Wavy Gravy
  • “I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?”
    by Andy Warhol
  • “As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.”
    by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  • “It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.”
    by W. Somerset Maugham
  • “I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”
    by Robert Benchley
  • “I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.”
    by Kelly Ripa
  • “So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.”
    by Neil Innes

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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