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  • “I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.”
    by Olivia Munn
  • “I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.”
    by Kristen Bell
  • “It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.”
    by Liam Neeson
  • “We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.”
    by Shawn Wayans
  • “You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.”
    by Ruud Gullit
  • “It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.”
    by Gary Oldman
  • “It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
    by Robert Frost
  • “If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
    by Johnny Carson
  • “I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.”
    by Moon Unit Zappa
  • “I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.”
    by Heath Ledger
  • “Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.”
    by Johnny Vegas
  • “I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'”
    by Louis C. K.
  • “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
    by George Bernard Shaw
  • “It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.”
    by Seth Green
  • “I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.”
    by Jamie Foxx
  • “The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.”
    by Billy Corgan
  • “Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”
    by Bill Vaughan
  • “And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.”
    by Molly Ivins
  • “I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.”
    by David Cross
  • “Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.”
    by Tucker Carlson

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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