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  • “So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.”
    by Patrick Warburton
  • “On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.”
    by David Hyde Pierce
  • “It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.”
    by Chris Robinson
  • “It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.”
    by Josh Lucas
  • “Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.”
    by Howard Stern
  • “You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.”
    by Colin Quinn
  • “I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.”
    by Leonardo DiCaprio
  • “I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.”
    by Michael J. Fox
  • “The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.”
    by Gilbert Gottfried
  • “If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.”
    by Ron Livingston
  • “The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
    by Arthur C. Clarke
  • “When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'”
    by Susan Sarandon
  • “The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.”
    by George Saunders
  • “It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.”
    by Lena Dunham
  • “I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.”
    by Megan Fox
  • “Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.”
    by Bruce McCulloch
  • “I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.”
    by Matthew Vaughn
  • “It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.”
    by Richard Marx
  • “So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.”
    by Todd Solondz
  • “Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.”
    by Tom Sizemore

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One comment on “Funny Quotes

  1. Reply goldie Mar 27, 2013 01:22

    This was one of the best quote sites I’ve ever seen.

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