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  • “God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.”
    by Garrison Keillor
  • “Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.”
    by Joan Rivers
  • “A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.”
    by Jennifer Lopez
  • “I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.”
    by Paris Hilton
  • “The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.”
    by Joey Lauren Adams
  • “Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.”
    by Harold Ramis
  • “I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.”
    by Katy Perry
  • “If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”
    by Will Rogers
  • “Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”
    by Tim Allen
  • “It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
    by Jerry Seinfeld
  • “I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?”
    by Paul Merton
  • “You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.”
    by Larry David
  • “I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.”
    by Joseph Epstein
  • “Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.”
    by George M. Cohan
  • “Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.”
    by Harold Ramis
  • “I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.”
    by Esther Williams
  • “I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.”
    by Magic Johnson
  • “Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.”
    by Eminem
  • “That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”
    by Joe Rogan
  • “It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.”
    by Dave Barry

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