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  • “I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.”
    by Matt LeBlanc
  • “I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!”
    by Wesley Snipes
  • “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”
    by J. D. Salinger
  • “I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?”
    by Orlando Bloom
  • “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
    by Lana Turner
  • “If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.”
    by Mary Douglas
  • “It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.”
    by Dave Grohl
  • “It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.”
    by Julia Roberts
  • “Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”
    by George Orwell
  • “When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.”
    by Paul Merton
  • “I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.”
    by Don Rickles
  • “One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.”
    by Tippi Hedren
  • “I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.”
    by Daniel Craig
  • “I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.”
    by Carl Hiaasen
  • “It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.”
    by Chuck Palahniuk
  • “My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.”
    by Jennifer Aniston
  • “We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.”
    by Calvin Trillin
  • “I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.”
    by Hilary Swank
  • “Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.”
    by Tippi Hedren
  • “Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.”
    by Jeff Bridges

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