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  • “It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.”
    by Rick Baker
  • “Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.”
    by Shahrukh Khan
  • “I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'”
    by Anna Torv
  • “The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.”
    by Dar Williams
  • “I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.”
    by Olivia Munn
  • “I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.”
    by Will Ferrell
  • “The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.”
    by Amanda Seyfried
  • “I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen.”
    by Judd Apatow
  • “I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.”
    by Janeane Garofalo
  • “On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.”
    by Theodore Bikel
  • “My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
    by Billy Connolly
  • “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
    by Frank Sinatra
  • “I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.”
    by Greg Kinnear
  • “I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.”
    by Paula Deen
  • “Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?”
    by Ogden Nash
  • “Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?”
    by Johan Huizinga
  • “I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.”
    by Tahar Ben Jelloun
  • “I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.”
    by Craig Ferguson
  • “There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.”
    by Christopher Walken
  • “The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'”
    by Isaac Asimov

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