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  • “Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.”
    by John Kricfalusi
  • “That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.”
    by Jimmy Kimmel
  • “It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!”
    by Kelly Osbourne
  • “Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.”
    by Ben Stiller
  • “It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.”
    by Alan Ladd
  • “It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.”
    by Joe Rogan
  • “The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.”
    by Al Gore
  • “Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.”
    by Dakota Fanning
  • “You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.”
    by Jon Lovitz
  • “We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.”
    by Ethan Hawke
  • “I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.”
    by Dave Chappelle
  • “When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.”
    by Esther Williams
  • “One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.”
    by William Feather
  • “Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!”
    by Mitch Hedberg
  • “I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.”
    by Steve Martin
  • “My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.”
    by Margaret Cho
  • “I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.”
    by Charlie Sheen
  • “Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.”
    by Steve Jobs
  • “It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.”
    by Abel Ferrara
  • “In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.”
    by Sugar Ray Leonard

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