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  • “You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.”
    by Rush Limbaugh
  • “It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.”
    by Matt LeBlanc
  • “It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time.”
    by Jeff Bridges
  • “Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.”
    by Nigella Lawson
  • “It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.”
    by Martha Plimpton
  • “You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.”
    by Chris O'Donnell
  • “For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.”
    by Kevin James
  • “I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.”
    by Maggie Smith
  • “I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.”
    by Patty Duke
  • “It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.”
    by Bjork
  • “It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.”
    by Craig Bruce
  • “A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."”
    by Claude Pepper
  • “During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.”
    by Jerry Stiller
  • “I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.”
    by Uma Thurman
  • “For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.”
    by George A. Romero
  • “I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.”
    by Larry David
  • “The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'”
    by Richard Branson
  • “Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.”
    by Stevie Wonder
  • “But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.”
    by Charlie Sheen
  • “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.”
    by Ellen DeGeneres

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