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  • “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
    by Ron White
  • “The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.”
    by Hugh Grant
  • “I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.”
    by Pharrell Williams
  • “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
    by Albert Einstein
  • “It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.”
    by Danny Bonaduce
  • “Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.”
    by Alex Winter
  • “But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on.”
    by Alex Winter
  • “Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
    by Chris Rock
  • “When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.”
    by Scott Thompson
  • “I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.”
    by Judd Nelson
  • “We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.”
    by Matt Groening
  • “I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.”
    by David Sedaris
  • “The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs.”
    by Lenny Kravitz
  • “I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.”
    by Gertrude Stein
  • “Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.”
    by Arthur Smith
  • “I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.”
    by Lisa Kudrow
  • “It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.”
    by Reba McEntire
  • “I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.”
    by Seann William Scott
  • “I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.”
    by LeBron James
  • “People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.”
    by Philip Seymour Hoffman

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