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  • “I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.”
    by Donna Tartt
  • “You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.”
    by Steve Irwin
  • “It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.”
    by Scarlett Johansson
  • “People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.”
    by Mindy Kaling
  • “Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out.”
    by Lisa Kudrow
  • “It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.”
    by Kate Bosworth
  • “It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.”
    by Rick Baker
  • “Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.”
    by Demetri Martin
  • “This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.”
    by Charisma Carpenter
  • “When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.”
    by Kelly Ripa
  • “Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.”
    by John Krasinski
  • “I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.”
    by Taylor Swift
  • “The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.”
    by Joe Rogan
  • “I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.”
    by Chloe Moretz
  • “The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'”
    by Conan O'Brien
  • “I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.”
    by Calvin Trillin
  • “But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.”
    by Wanda Sykes
  • “I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.”
    by Shaquille O'Neal
  • “Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.”
    by Neil Gaiman
  • “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
    by Jean Baudrillard

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